I like it better than those little "Wide turns" signs

"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie) 12/18/2013 at 14:17 • Filed to: trucklopnik, wide ass turns

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Raphael Orlove > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 12/18/2013 at 14:27

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These "ass turns" sure are wide!

Takuro Spirit > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 12/18/2013 at 14:33

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Something I wish someone would do an expose on, the subculture of dump truck drivers that feel the need to en-slogan the rear of their rigs with sayings such as this.

CorporateDrone > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 12/18/2013 at 14:37

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Saw a dump truck on the south side of Atlanta. Written on the back in spray paint:

DIRT! GET U SOME!!

I lolled.

CorporateDrone > Raphael Orlove 12/18/2013 at 14:38

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Do these mud flaps make my ass look big?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Takuro Spirit 12/18/2013 at 14:46

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What about companies who en-slogan the sides of their vehicles with things like this:

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Raphael Orlove 12/18/2013 at 15:22

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Confirmed : Raphael Orlove likes big butts.

Raphael Orlove > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 12/18/2013 at 16:37

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Yes. This is true.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Raphael Orlove 12/18/2013 at 16:45

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mrbwa1 > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 12/18/2013 at 22:59

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Don't forget this ominous warning: